Understanding Cough Syrup Shorts Sizing and Fit Notes

That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup: what you will find on the racks

The list of products is smaller than the noise surrounding it suggests. Count the listings and the label’s own store holds about 154 products, and roughly 43% of size variants sold out at any one time. Everything here comes thats awful lot of cough syrup from the brand’s published listings copy as it stood in September 2026, because ALOCS clothing gets copied often and fakes rarely match the specs. Desto Dubb launched the label in Los Angeles in 2018, selling out of a van in a downtown parking lot. Production has stayed local: pages still say pieces are hand-dyed and screen-printed there. The figures below match what was published as of September 2026, and streetwear prices move, so check before you commit.

A breakdown of the price tiers

Most of cough syrup clothing hangs off four price levels. At the brand’s own store as of September 2026, a tee is about $150, a hoodie about $200, sweatpants about $200 and most shorts about $150. A small-goods band of about $25 to $70 for socks, boxers and tanks runs beneath that. Above it you find workwear and outerwear, from about $200 up to about $350 for the heaviest Dickies jacket. Nothing is priced below $25 or above $350 across the whole store. Markdowns remain selective, and the mystery-item line is the most reliable half-price route in.

Tees

The cough syrup tees are the foundation of the line and normally the first buy. Budget about $150 as the core price, with women’s cuts and lighter tanks between roughly $48 and $100. The Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt sets the benchmark: 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, relaxed fit, jumbo screen prints front and back, yellow woven label at the hem. King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Big Pharma and Rib Cage are among the graphics in rotation, most sitting at the same level. Because fit is given garment by garment, the Warning tee reads true to size with a note to size up for an oversized look. Cut lightweight and cropped, the Wok Is Dead and Promethazine Tour tees carry the brand’s instruction to order one or two sizes bigger.

The hoodies

Hoodies come in at about $150 to $200, and the $200 level covers nearly every men’s style. The heavyweight anchor is the Classic Cough Syrup Hoodie: 16 oz 100% organic cotton, hand-dyed and printed in Los Angeles, logos at chest and back. At the wearer’s bottom left rather than the hem sits the yellow woven label, and that is useful to know when you inspect one. Around the classic come the ALOCS Classic, Athletic Dept., Cupid Tattoo, Glocc Zip Up and Blurred Lines hoodies, all near $200. Nearer $150 you get the Zip-Up Classic Hoodie, and the women’s crop versions lower again. No other hoodie carries a published fit note; only the classic does, and it reads true to size.

Sweatpants

Sweatpants line up with hoodies at about $200, with a flare cut listed nearer $150. The Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants are 14 oz fleece, specifically 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, logo screen printed across the front and up the back legs. That weight lands closer to a gym-floor sweat than to thin mall joggers. Beyond the classic come Classic Flare Sweatpants, ALOCS Athletic Dept. Sweatpants and Blurred Lines Sweatpants. “Flare Classic Sweapants” is how one listing reads, the brand’s own typo, and it tells you how fast this catalogue turns over. The classic pair reads true to size in the copy.

Shorts and sweat shorts

For the cheapest way in, ALOCS shorts span about $60 to $150 and are the least expensive entry into the main line. At $150 you find most men’s styles, including the Glocc, Mexico Glocc and USA Glocc shorts, the Awful Lot Of Stincs pair and the Classic Sweat Shorts. Below that sit the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts near $100 and the women’s booty shorts near $60. Because materials are not published on most of them, you judge graphic, cut and price rather than a stated weight. No fit note appears on the rest; only the women’s booty shorts are published as true to size. Rather than a waist measurement, printed shorts follow the apparel size run.

Denim

The shortest list in the store is denim. One product, the Double Cup Cargo Shorts, is all the collection holds, at about $150 after previously showing $300. Mid-rise 14 oz denim is the build, garment-dyed with a double dye process meant to mimic sun-fading, with double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly and a custom leather patch. Waist sizes run 28 to 44 and colours run to grey, black and green, purple and red. True to size is the published fit, with a note to size up one for an oversized cut. Buyers call denim shorts jorts, but that word appears nowhere in the brand’s catalogue, and the only other denim is the ALOCS Denim Jacket and Carpenter Pants at about $300 each.

Jackets plus workwear

About $200 to $350 marks the expensive end of the rack. A Dickies programme runs through the middle of it: the Cough Syrup Dickies Jacket at about $350 is fully lined, with two welt pockets and a pencil pocket on the sleeve, in 65% cotton and 35% polyester. The Cough Syrup Dickies Button Down at about $200 uses the Dickies 1574 work shirt in the same blend, published true to size. A quarter zip shirt and loose fit Dickies pants both sit at about $250. Away from that programme, outerwear means the ALOCS Puffer Jacket at about $250 and a cropped puffer at about $200. Waist, 28 to 44, is how these pieces size, not the usual apparel run.

The accessories

Accessories span about $25 to $250, a wider spread than anything else here. At about $250 each, belts lead the range: the ALOCS Belt, the I Love Cough Syrup Belt and the Awful Lot Of Sex Belt. Move down and there are the ALOCS Wallet Chain at about $125, two bags and a ski mask at about $100 each. Down at the bottom sit small goods: socks at about $50, a two-pack of boxers at about $60 and a bandana at about $25. A published fabric appears on the boxers alone, a 95% cotton and 5% elastane blend, made in Los Angeles. There is no spec sheet for the rest, so they sell on graphic and hardware.

Women’s and kids pieces

Roughly $48 to $160 covers women’s across crop tops, tank dresses, bodysuits, yoga pants and a bikini at about $80. The cropped zip-up hoodie comes in near $100, with the Rich Girls Crop Hoodie near $160, the cheapest route into the silhouette. Tanks and crop tops are listed as 100% combed cotton, and some carry the measuring line side print down the seam. Not much sits in kids: a classic tee at about $60 and sweatpants at about $100, in sizes 2/3, 4/5, 6 and 8. Footwear amounts to the Rhime Shoes at about $100, the only item in the collabs collection. Since nothing here carries a published fit note, buy your usual size.

The gaps at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup right now

Of all the gaps, headwear is the one that surprises. When it was checked in September 2026, the store’s hat collection showed zero products, so nobody should be told that hats are currently on sale. They have existed before, and the category can return: the brand’s blog describes a Dodger Collection from March 2024 with a fitted and a dad hat, and the trademark covers headwear. Nearly as thin is footwear, where one collaboration shoe standing in for a department. No global size chart and no washing instructions appear on the store either, which is why fit has to be read garment by garment. About 43% of size variants were out of stock at the time of checking, so an unavailable listing usually means a missing size rather than a dead style, and the awful lot of cough syrup drop calendar refills the racks every week or two.